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	<title>Comments on: Top 12 Chuck Norris jokes</title>
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		<title>By: Chuck Norris Fact</title>
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		<dc:creator>Chuck Norris Fact</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2010 14:10:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Chuck Norris invented the internet. When a group of computer geeks said it was their invention, Chuck went to destroy their hometown. What he found was weapons of mass destruction, which he used to destroy the land of the geeks. He named it &quot;Iraq&quot;, because he forgot how to spell &quot;I rock&quot;.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Chuck Norris invented the internet. When a group of computer geeks said it was their invention, Chuck went to destroy their hometown. What he found was weapons of mass destruction, which he used to destroy the land of the geeks. He named it &#8220;Iraq&#8221;, because he forgot how to spell &#8220;I rock&#8221;.</p>
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		<title>By: Chuck Norris Facts &#124; The OriginalUnOriginal.Com</title>
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		<dc:creator>Chuck Norris Facts &#124; The OriginalUnOriginal.Com</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Jun 2009 17:46:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Top 12 Chuck Norris jokes - Tech Start News [...]</description>
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		<title>By: Philip</title>
		<link>http://www.techstartnews.com/37/top-12-chuck-norris-jokes/comment-page-1#comment-598</link>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2009 05:18:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Soldiers have night vision, when they look they can see in the dark.  Superman has x-ray vision, when he looks he can see through walls.  Chuck Norris has Norris vision, when he looks he can see a round-house kick to your face!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Soldiers have night vision, when they look they can see in the dark.  Superman has x-ray vision, when he looks he can see through walls.  Chuck Norris has Norris vision, when he looks he can see a round-house kick to your face!</p>
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		<title>By: goober</title>
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		<dc:creator>goober</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 2008 21:13:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>chuck can ride a willie on a unicycle</description>
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		<title>By: I.T. Week &#187; MXit on your PC</title>
		<link>http://www.techstartnews.com/37/top-12-chuck-norris-jokes/comment-page-1#comment-596</link>
		<dc:creator>I.T. Week &#187; MXit on your PC</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jun 2006 09:28:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] I&#8217;ve been watching my stats here for a while now, and the two most popular posts are What is MXit and how to get it setup on your cellphone and Chuck Norris jokes. Who would&#8217;ve thought Chuck Norris and MXit would make such a good combo on a blog! [...]</description>
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