The thing with Chuck Norris jokes are that they’ll never go away… They so lame, but oh so funny! Here’s the top 12 Chuck Norris jokes on the internet to date:
- Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
- Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
- Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
- Jawbreakers were originally in the shape of Chuck Norris’ fist.
- Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
- Chuck Norris puts the “laughter” in “manslaughter”.
- The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
- Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
- Chuck Norris thought up some of the funniest Chuck Norris facts ever, but he hasn’t submitted them to the site because he doesn’t believe in any form of submission.
- If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
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chuck can ride a willie on a unicycle
Soldiers have night vision, when they look they can see in the dark. Superman has x-ray vision, when he looks he can see through walls. Chuck Norris has Norris vision, when he looks he can see a round-house kick to your face!
Chuck Norris invented the internet. When a group of computer geeks said it was their invention, Chuck went to destroy their hometown. What he found was weapons of mass destruction, which he used to destroy the land of the geeks. He named it “Iraq”, because he forgot how to spell “I rock”.