What’s an I.T. day without some Chuck Norris jokes? Read on…
1. Chuck Norris invented C++ after roundhouse kicking C – TWICE.
2. Chuck Norris is the Domain controller.
3. Chuck Norris has the IP 0.0.0.0
4. Chuck Norris can ping 256.256.256.256 and get a reply.
5. Chuck Norris can hack into ANY bank with his palmtop.
6. Chuck Norris’ computer boots into Windows XP Pro even though only DOS 6.2 is installed.
7. Chuck Norris’ email address is ChuckNorris. He IS the internet domain.
8. Chuck Norris is mailer-daemon.
9. Chuck Norris is Dr Watson.
10. format c: is the request to have Chuck Norris come roundhouse kick your PC.
11. Chuck Norris has Windows XP on his Apple MAC (Sorry Chuck, that’s already been done!)
12. Chuck Norris never gets the page cannot be displayed error.
13. Machine code is another name for Chuck Norris language.
14. Chuck Norris CPU doesn’t have a fan.
15. Chuck Norris can write DVDs on floppy drive.
16. Chuck Norris invented the internet.
17. Chuck Norris can paste pics in Notepad.
18. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked his 14400k modem & thats how we got ADSL.
19. Chuck Norris’s Dot matrix printer prints photos – in colour.
20. Chuck Norris uses Notepad as a database.
21. Chuck Norris’ PC speaker gives him 7.1 DTS surround sound.
22. Chuck Norris monitor has no glare…no-one glares at Chuck Norris.
23. Chuck Norris can edit PDF files.
24. Chuck Norris rips CDs with his hands.
25. Chuck Norris can download Metallica mp3s using Naspter.
26. Chuck Norris has a yahoo account with hotmail.
27. Chuck Norris has an Intel CPU on an AMD motherboard.
28. Chuck Norris can program a MAC with excel macros.
29. Chuck Norris website has never had a hit – Nobody hits Chuck Norris’ website.
No. 7 and 22 really crack me up! You got any favourites to add to this list?
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chuck norris is a knobshine…. THE HOFF rules!!!
Question: How does Chuck Norris reboot his computer? Answer: With a roundhouse kick to the monitor.
Chuck Norris doesn’t raise the bar, he is the bar.
Chuck Norris broke the bar.
Chuck Norris doesn’t check for viruses, viruses check for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris always meets the deadline, because he sets it.
Chuck Norris is the deadline.
Chuck Norris doesn’t analyze, he just does.
Chuck Norris’s programs are always one word – work – and they do.
Chuck Norris puts the dead in the deadline.
Chuck Norris doesn’t test, it just works.
Chuck Norris doesn’t need business requirements, he tells the business what to do.
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Chuck Norris’s keyboard doesn’t have the Ctrl-button. Chuck Norris is always in control.
chuck norris can land a round house kick into a round housekick
chuck norris got into a fight with bruce lee but it led to them both dieing then they remembered there sensays taught them about the spirit world so chuck didnt die and they kept fighting
chuck norris doesnt use a shaving razor he just chops is beard down with a karate chop and it just has stayed the same since he was born
Chuck Norris serve ip adress to DHCP server.
chuck..sos mi idolo..sos el mejor!!!
Chuck Norris’ installation of Windows has no security holes
For linux users, sudo runs the command chuck norris internally!
Chuck norris’ desktop can run crysis in ultra graphics mode with a 433Mhz procesor and without any graphics card installed.
Chuck Norris can execute 64bit lenght instructions in a 32bit CPU
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Chuck Norris can Imitate any hip hop artist, even lil Wayne. Kwaaaaaaa!!!!!
Access Denied for user chuckno….operation succesfull.